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Sony's Hero
Do you wanna discover an amazing local band?... i thought so... well then go to thegetawayrock.com ...or u can just stay here and check out SONY"S HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GREATEST BAND OF HOPEWELL JCT / FISHKILL / EAST FISHKILL / LAKE WALTON / HOOSE BLVD / OLD STATE RD WOAOAAAAAAHHHHHH
WHEN YOU LOOK AT THIS PAGE YOUR GONNA SAY WHAT THE F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH PUNK WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING IT DOESNT BUT IT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.... IT HAS ALOT TO DO WITH PUNK THE FACT THAT WE KEEP MENTIONING PUNK IS PUNK - ISH AND I"M JUST GONNA KEEP RATTLING OFF SO ITS BEST NOW YOU MOVE ON OR LEAVE AND IF YOU WANT SOME MORE RATTLING SCROLL DOWN.
RATTLING CRAP
QUESTION AND ANSWERS
1) Q - WHATS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER
A - A PENGUIN ROLLING DOWN A HILL
2) Q - WHATS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER
A - A NEWSPAPER
3) Q - WHATS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER
A - A COW ROLLING DOWN A HILL
MORE RATTLING CRAP
FACT OR FICTION
- YOUR SO POOR WHEN I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE AND RANG THE DOOR BELL YOUR MOMMA STUCK HER HEAD OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID DING DONG
- ANSWER - THATS A FACT
FACT OR FICTION
- YOUR FAMILY IS SO POOR WHEN I CAME OVER FOR DINNER I ASKED YOUR MOMMA WHAT WAS FOR DINNER AND SHE STUCK HER FOOT ON THE TABLE AND SAID CORN
- ANSWER - THATS A FACT
FACT OR FICTION
- YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE PLAYS HOPSCOTCH WITH THE PLANETS
- ANSWER - THATS A FACT
FACT OR FICTION
- YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE USES THE EQUATOR FOR A HULA HOOP
- ANSWER - THATS A FACT
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- A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS OUCH
- ANSWER - THATS A FACT
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- TOM AND THE BASSITS ARE GAY
- THATS A FACT
STORY LINES
ONE DAY THIS BLONDE DECIDES TO TAKE A HORSE BACK RIDE SO SHE GETS ON THE HORSE AND SHE STARTS RIDING. IT'S SLOW AT FIRST BUT IT GRADULLAY GETS FASTER AND FASTER SOON SHE STARTS SLIPPING OFF THE HORSE SHES LOOKING TO TRY GRAB ON THE MANE BUT SHE CANT SEEM TO GRIP IT. SO SHE SLIPS OFF NOW HER FOOT IS STUCK IN THE STIRRUPS AND HER HEAD IS BASHING VIOLENTLY ON THE GROUND.....THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE WALMART MANGER RUNS OUT AND SHUTS OFF THE HORSE.
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SITS DOWN AND ASKS FOR A DRINK. THE BARTENDER GIVES HIM THE DRINK AND SAYS THAT WILL BE 3 CENTS THE GUY THINKS 3 CENTS THATS PRETTY GOOD. YOU KNOW I'M GONNA HAVE DINNER TO. THE GUY SAYS SURE HERES THE MENU. THE GUY TAKES HIS TIME AND LOOKS AT IT THEN FINALLY LOOKS UP AND SAYS I'LL HAVE THE STEAK AND MASH POTATOES AND CORN. THE BARTENDER SAYS OK BUT THATS GONNA COST SOME SERIOUS MONEY SO THE CUSTOMER SAYS HOW MUCH.THE BARTENDER REPLYS 6 CENTS. 6 CENTS!!!!!!!! THATS GREAT WHERES THE MANAGER I WOULD LIKE TO ASK HIM ABOUT THIS PROGRAM HE HAS. THE BARTENDER SAYS WELL HE'S BUSY RIGHT NOW HE'S UPSTAIRS WITH MY WIFE THE CUSTOMER REPLYS UPSTAIRS WITH YOUR WIFE??...WHATS HE DOING WITH YOUR WIFE AND THE BARTENDER SAYS THE SAME THING I'M DOING TO HIS BUSINESS.
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..........................you know if we lived in a society that we could make a wish and have it ...........................come true we would all have some serious cash and like playboy ............................playmates for sex slaves
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..............................what the hell make your self feel better make a wish and keep ...............................scrolling
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................................(if your a hot chick) make a wish about craig and not the other losers
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....................i know you want craig cause hes so hot
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.....................make your self feel better wish for craig
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....................there you go now dont you feel better.....what dont tell me that you didnt wish for
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...............................guess what.....you've hit the end no not the end end just the end of the dots you silly goose.....now do not attempt to skip up you must keep scrolling down (cause your probably bored) and i cant believe that you didnt wish for craig and if you did great news i'm yours call me 897-3669 (if your a hot chick call me)
MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE RATTLING CRAP
ARE YOU STILL SCROLLING DOWN WOW YOUR MORE OF A LOSER THAN CRAIG AND KEVIN PUT TOGETHER. NOW FOR THE LIST OF NAMES OF OTHER LOSERS
LOSER OF EVERY MONTH
COURTNEY HANSON
CHRIS TAGLIAFERRO
DANA DIMEGLEO
1) TRAYSIE LANZA*
2) TRAYSIE LANZA**
3) STEPAHNIE MCNALLY
4) SEAN VANBUSKERK
5) TOM HYATT
6) MIKE BIJESSE
7) JENNIFER AMMISON
8) JENNIFER MONTROSS
9) JENNIFER KOCOHEN
10) KATE DAWSON
11) JACKIE DICHARIA
12) JACKIE DEVITO
13) KAYLA YATSKO
14) MICHELE DILIDDO
*if you would like to be on the loser list we will be more than happy to put you on just send us an e-mail giving us your name*
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